Miss Skywalker

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

marauders4evr:

Can we just agree that this is one of the biggest plot-twists of all time?

amy-rory-melody:

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

You know what fuck this gifset

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels


if thats not punk i dont know what is

if thats not punk i dont know what is

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog